Introducing Theatre Trash Barbie

(Disclaimer: This is only meant for fun. If you are offended by this, then perhaps this was written about you?) Theatre trash Barbie won't take any chorus roles, always gives notes to other actors, argues with the director, and talks about herself in the third person. At auditions, Theatre trash Barbie likes to bring her own props, especially if it's a gun or a knife. Theatre trash Barbie will always play to the director during auditions, and point previously mentioned gun and/or knife at the director, thus evoking a genuine human reaction (and stain) from the director. When auditioning for a musical, Theatre trash Barbie never brings her own sheet music and always expects the accompanist to transpose her notes on the fly. Most likely Theatre trash Barbie will sing something from her Karaoke repertoire. If she can work it in, she'll also pull out her gun and/or knife during the music auditions as well. Theatre trash Barbie will always make sure the director knows that she is being considered for other roles at other auditions she's been to recently. When theatre trash Barbie isn't in rehearsals, she likes to go see other shows, and sits in the front row with her arms crossed and stares down any actors that foolishly make eye contact with her. Theatre trash Barbie likes to hang out with Theatre trash Ken, who is a theatre major at (insert school of choice) that thinks he knows everything about theatre. Theatre trash Barbie likes to discuss Pinter and Shakespeare with Theatre trash Ken, even though she's never read any of their plays.